Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Tom Kuntz
Director
Mike Maguire
Director
Robert D. Siegel
Writer
Todd Hanson
Writer
David Zucker
Producer
David Miner
Producer
Gil Netter
Producer
Michael Rotenberg
Producer
Maryse Alberti
Director of Photography
Asche & Spencer
Original Music Composer
Thad Spencer
Original Music Composer
Frederick Wardell
Editor
Casey Storm
Costume Design
Jon Gary Steele
Production Design
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