Would you save a gyro... or your relationship?
Bert and his girlfriend aren't doing too good... it's looking like splitsville for them... unless Bert steps up. But when a mysterious, beautiful, delicious Gyro comes into his life, Bert must choose between his beloved girlfriend and his beloved Gyro... and protect the Gyro against all those that would take it from him...
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Jacob Puttick
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