It's not porn. It's just great.
Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
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Sean Molnar
Richard Titties
Dante Briggins
Shirtless Guy
Jonathan Kline
Marv
Dixon Mason
Jenny
Seregon O'Dassey
Cynthia
Raine Brown
Raine Brown
Evan Goldstein
Black Lightning
Christian Acevedo
Thug #4
Robin Corneby
Woman on Horse
David Johanson
Random Guy
Mike Marino
Gorilla
Sophia Disgrace
Techno Babe
John Archer Lundgren
Zeefros
Michael Emery
Thug #3
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Tiffany
Joseph McConnell
Director
Joseph McConnell
Writer
Rob Cottignies
Writer
Melissa Libutti
Writer
John Archer Lundgren
Executive Producer
Joseph McConnell
Executive Producer
E. Joseph McConnell
Executive Producer
Shane McConnell
Executive Producer
Ian Dunsdon
Producer
Robert A. Chapnick
Producer
MJ Johnston
Director of Photography
Daniel Berk
Original Music Composer
Ben Graef
Original Music Composer
Ryan Senning
Original Music Composer
Zeb Kandros
Original Music Composer
