Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
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Bert Kreischer
Bert
Mark Hamill
Albert
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
Nikola Đuričko
Igor
Iva Babić
Idina
Martyn Ford
Sponge
Robert Maaser
Alexei
Jess Gabor
Sasha
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor
Amelie Child-Villiers
Tatiana
Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'
Fedor
Jovan Savić
Irina's Father
Marko Nedeljković
Young Igor
Peter Atencio
Director
Scotty Landes
Writer
Kevin Biegel
Writer
Bert Kreischer
Executive Producer
Philip Waley
Executive Producer
Judi Brown-Marmel
Executive Producer
Reg Tigerman
Executive Producer
Peter Atencio
Producer
Eigil Bryld
Director of Photography
Joseph Trapanese
Original Music Composer
Eleanor Infante
Editor
Ivana Vasić
Costume Design
Aaron Osborne
Production Design
